Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A man goes to the Doctor feeling very ill. The Doctor checks him over and says, 'I'm awfully sorry but I've got some bad news for you. You have YELLOW 24, a really nasty virus. It's called YELLOW 24 because it turns your blood yellow, and usually, you have only 24 hours left to live. There's no known cure, so go home and enjoy your final precious moments on Earth.'
The man trudges home and breaks the news to his wife. Distraught, she asks him to go to Bingo with her that evening as he's never been with her before. They arrive at the Bingo Hall and with his first card he gets 4 corners and wins £50. Next, he gets a line on the same card and gets £350. Then he gets a full house and wins £1,000. But the best of the lot is when the National Game comes up and he wins that as well-------------£400,000!!!!!!
The Bingo Caller gets him on stage and says, 'Mate, I've been calling for over 20 years and I've never seen anyone win 4 corners, a line, a full house and the National Game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on this Earth.'
'Lucky!!!' the man screams. 'Lucky!!!! I'll have you bloody well know that I've got YELLOW 24!!'
'YELLOW 24. Well bugger me!' says the Bingo Caller. 'You've won the raffle as well!!!!!!'
The man trudges home and breaks the news to his wife. Distraught, she asks him to go to Bingo with her that evening as he's never been with her before. They arrive at the Bingo Hall and with his first card he gets 4 corners and wins £50. Next, he gets a line on the same card and gets £350. Then he gets a full house and wins £1,000. But the best of the lot is when the National Game comes up and he wins that as well-------------£400,000!!!!!!
The Bingo Caller gets him on stage and says, 'Mate, I've been calling for over 20 years and I've never seen anyone win 4 corners, a line, a full house and the National Game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on this Earth.'
'Lucky!!!' the man screams. 'Lucky!!!! I'll have you bloody well know that I've got YELLOW 24!!'
'YELLOW 24. Well bugger me!' says the Bingo Caller. 'You've won the raffle as well!!!!!!'
