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Female Genie

JEV

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
[FONT=&quot]The Female Genie


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"[/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."[/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."[/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." [/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.[/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side. [/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot]His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance........................[/FONT]
 [FONT=&quot] God is good.[/FONT]
 
Now that is hard there JEV...... I sure hope I dont piss ya off .....and ifen I do Im not going to pickup any strange bottles!!!!!!:yum:
 
ki0ho said:
Now that is hard there JEV...... I sure hope I dont piss ya off .....and ifen I do Im not going to pickup any strange bottles!!!!!!:yum:
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If you piss me off I don't get mad, I just get even. Like sending you a Genie in a bottle.:yum:
 
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