Last night I was feeling really bad and depressed about things happening today and then I thought, Over 5,000 years ago,
Moses said to the children of Israel , Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline , the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . .
Moses said to the children of Israel , Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline , the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . .
