urednecku
Banned
FAST SEX
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
>cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
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One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
>said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...'The girl
>looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
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Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on
>the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
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>She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
>with her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the situation.
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>Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
>money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
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>She agreed and accepts the proposal.
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> Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
>waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
>boyfriend calls and asks 'What happened...?'
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> Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard
>had all...............
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>............ *quarters!'*
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> Management lesson: Always consider a business
>proposition in it's * *entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
>cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
>
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
>said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...'The girl
>looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
>
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on
>the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
>
>She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
>with her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the situation.
>
>Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
>money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
>
>She agreed and accepts the proposal.
>
> Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
>waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
>boyfriend calls and asks 'What happened...?'
>
> Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard
>had all...............
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>............ *quarters!'*
>
> Management lesson: Always consider a business
>proposition in it's * *entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Ouch!
