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Farting On a Bus

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you
need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with
the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel
better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring
you down, and that's when you realize…

you’ve been listening to your iPod.
 
True story, PG?:whistling:

This is why I don't ride the bus to work. But imagine the look on the parking lot attendant's face when he climbs into my car to park it ......
 
How about on a date?

Usually I can hold 'em until I get in the car to go home. I hit the highway and let one loose that bulges the windows in my sedan. That's right -- SEDAN. Not easy. Anyone can blow the doors off a coupe, right?

So I walk her to her door, kiss her goodnight and head back to my car. On my way back, she says something funny, so I laugh.

And fart.

I try to cover it up by laughing harder. But I just fart louder.

She had to have heard it. It was a February night with a foot of snow on the ground. Churches aren't this quiet -- excepting my own trumpeting, of course. Nothing was said, other than, "Good night, talk to ya soon."

We went out for a month or so after that. Fart free, of course (unless she let out a silent one or two). I bought stock in Beano since then, and have been reaping the rewards ever since.

True story (sort of).
 
jpr62902 said:
How about on a date?

Usually I can hold 'em until I get in the car to go home. I hit the highway and let one loose that bulges the windows in my sedan. That's right -- SEDAN. Not easy. Anyone can blow the doors off a coupe, right?

So I walk her to her door, kiss her goodnight and head back to my car. On my way back, she says something funny, so I laugh.

And fart.

I try to cover it up by laughing harder. But I just fart louder.

She had to have heard it. It was a February night with a foot of snow on the ground. Churches aren't this quiet -- excepting my own trumpeting, of course. Nothing was said, other than, "Good night, talk to ya soon."

We went out for a month or so after that. Fart free, of course (unless she let out a silent one or two). I bought stock in Beano since then, and have been reaping the rewards ever since.

True story (sort of).
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Jim that was a gut buster! Tears are flowing here.
You are tremendously funny!
 
jpr62902 said:
How about on a date?



We went out for a month or so after that. Fart free, of course (unless she let out a silent one or two). I bought stock in Beano since then, and have been reaping the rewards ever since.

True story (sort of).
Click to expand...

The part about buying Beano?? :unsure:
 
Does anyone remember the commercial when the guy lets the girl in his car and she lets out a big one. He walks around to get in and she realizes there is a couple in the back seat? I downloaded it from Limewire. Its hilarious!!:fart2::yum:
 
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