ER story

[Doc]

I got this via email, might not be true but sure is funny:

A friend of mine is a nurse at a Chicago hospital. One evening, when she
was
on emergency room duty, a young man came waddling into the room assisted
by
his young wife.

"I want to speak to the doctor," he says. "Could you tell me what the
problem is?" replied the woman behind the desk.

"I want to speak to the doctor," he replies.

His wife begins to snicker.

Eventually the doctor comes and gets the story. The couple are
newlyweds.
It was her birthday. The man decided to surprise her. His plan was to
insert a small birthday candle into his erect penis, light it, and walk
into
the room singing "Happy birthday to you." When he inserted the little
candle, he coughed, and the candle was pulled out of sight. The efforts
of
his panic only caused the candle to go down further.

The doctor had to sedate him with Valium and recruit several of the ER
staff
to assist in extracting the candle.

As the young woman assisted her wobbly husband out to the car, the
hysterical laughter from the ER could be heard for blocks.

 

[johnday]

My wife, The RN, told me a story that turns out is more common than anyone would think, or want to think.

Seems in some circles, flashlights become sex toys. A number of times, one of the happier people would show up in the ER with a flashlight up their poopshute!
The running joke was to tell this to another RN who had not assisted with the grizzly extraction, usually a newer nurse or aide. A crowd would gather, and one of the more experienced nurses would listen intently to the whole procedure until every detail had been described. Then as innocently as possible would ask, "Was it turned on"?