England

[thcri]

[FONT=&quot]Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.
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[FONT=&quot]"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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[FONT=&quot]And I bet you thought it would be something else now didn't you.
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[muleman]

That is so wrong! But funny!

 

[lilnixon]

That is so wrong! But funny!

I couldn't have said it better.