engineerz ?

[TOMLESCOEQUIP]

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned It to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

 

[Spiffy1]

An engineer seen one of his friends riding a bike to work and asked when he got it.

The engineer replied, "Just this morning; I was taking a shortcut to work through the park, and this woman on the bike stops, jumps off the bike, rips off all her clothes, lies on her back naked and tells me to take whatever I wanted. So I took the bike."

"Good choice; I bet the clothes weren't your style....."

 

[Spiffy1]

A chemical, civil, and electrical engineer were arguing which profession designed the human body:

The chemical says, "look at the digestive system and circulatory system; had to be chemical"

Electrical says "No, look at the brain; all your nerves work on electrical impulses."

The civil finally settled it, "It was a civil; nobody else would ever run a sewage line through a recreational area."

 

[humor_me]

The civil finally settled it, "It was a civil; nobody else would ever run a sewage line through a recreational area."