After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper went to Finland to interview the returning soldiers. She asked Pekka, "Were you in the war?" "Yah." "What branch?" "Infantry." "Would you mind answering a few questions for a newspaper article?" "Nej, I wouldn't mind." "When the war was over, what was the first thing you did when you got home?" "I screwed my wife," Pekka said bluntly. The journalist went crimson, but tried to continue. "I mean after that. What was the second thing you did?" "I screwed her again." She blushed even more. "Other than that? Uh, what did you do when you were finished making love?" "I took off my skis and backpack!"