JEV
Mr. Congeniality
[FONT="]Elton John and his partner Davis Furnish had their sperm mixed[/FONT][FONT="] together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the[/FONT][FONT="] maternity ward. A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, and[/FONT][FONT="] eleven of them were crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling. [/FONT]
[FONT="]A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the [/FONT][FONT="]happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies ...[/FONT][FONT="] and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of[/FONT][FONT="] gay love!"[/FONT][FONT="]
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what[/FONT][FONT="] happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass...."[/FONT]
After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the[/FONT][FONT="] maternity ward. A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, and[/FONT][FONT="] eleven of them were crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling. [/FONT]
[FONT="]A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the [/FONT][FONT="]happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies ...[/FONT][FONT="] and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of[/FONT][FONT="] gay love!"[/FONT][FONT="]
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what[/FONT][FONT="] happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass...."[/FONT]