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elderly couple

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The elderly couple walked into the doctor's office and said, "Sonny,
we
just met a few days ago, and we have a special request. We'd like you to
watch us make love." The doctor thought that was odd, but he agreed. The
couple took off their clothes and went at it on an examining table. When
they were through, the doctor said, "I didn't see anything unusual. In
fact,
You've both got great stamina for your age." The couple thanked him and
left. To the doctor's surprise, they arrived for another appointment and
made the same request. The doctor again told them they were fine. But
when
they came back a third week, the doctor said, "I think you're both being
overly cautious. There's no need for you to come here to make love." The
elderly man said, "Yes, there is, Sonny. You see, we're both married to
other people, so we can't screw at home. A motel room is $50. You only
charge $40, and Medicare covers 80% of that!"
 
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