Einstein's Most Admired Theory

[Junkman]

This month is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is also a DNA connection.

This was (is) called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

 

[Melensdad]

Do you think we need a poll to see how many people chuckled at that, and for how long they chuckled?

 

[Junkman]

Your wish is my command.....Junkster.....

 

[johnday]

Junk,Junk,Junk. What's wrong with you? Everyone knows that was his theory of Relatives!! It's a good theory too. Only problem, none of my relatives have any sizable bumps, on their chest that is. Woe is me, a loser again!!