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The Old Salt
After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang.
He says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"
She does.
"ok craw reery reery fast back"
As she did Dr Chang shook his
head.
"Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "god, what the hell is Ed Zachary disease?"
"it's when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
He says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"
She does.
"ok craw reery reery fast back"
As she did Dr Chang shook his
head.
"Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "god, what the hell is Ed Zachary disease?"
"it's when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
