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Eclipse Jokes?
- Thread starter Melensdad
- Start date
Jim_S
Gone But Not Forgotten
From an email this morning:
Eclipse Funnies
What's the most famous painting of an eclipse?
The Moona Lisa.
What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?
A light snack!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
"Pleased to heat you again."
What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Fruit of the Moon!
How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
You planet.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
She had bright students!
Eclipse Funnies
What's the most famous painting of an eclipse?
The Moona Lisa.
What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?
A light snack!
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?
"Pleased to heat you again."
What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?
Fruit of the Moon!
How do you organize a solar eclipse party?
You planet.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
She had bright students!
