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Drinking with a redneck girl
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>> A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
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>> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
>> pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
>> Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
>> Same one twice".
>>
>> The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
>> glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
>> pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
>> need to drink with the same one twice either."
>>
>> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
>> in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
>> Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
>> calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
>> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
>> twice."
>>
>> God Bless America
>>
>> A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
>>
>> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
>> pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
>> Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
>> Same one twice".
>>
>> The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
>> glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
>> pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
>> need to drink with the same one twice either."
>>
>> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
>> in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
>> Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
>> calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
>> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
>> twice."
>>
>> God Bless America