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Don't laugh Muley,,,it could happento you

FrancSevin

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
DON'T BELAUGHING AT MULMAN
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ANY OF US!!!!


As a senior citizen was driving his Prius down the freeway, his car
phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "HERMAN!, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way
on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

'Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of
them!"

BTW Bill, that explains what was going on the other day.
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Speaking of old people
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors



1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice. __________________________________________________ _________________________________


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by thedoctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN.....
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot...

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

(I sent this in large type so you can read it) --
 
Dog gone Frank you sure know how to hurt a guy!!!!! guess ya could add.....when ya sneeze ya shit your paints!!!!!!:whistling:
 
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