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Don't be late

Doc

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A priest was being honored at his retirement

dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading

local politician and member of the congregation

was chosen to make the presentation and give

a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed

so the priest decided to say his own few words

while they waited.

" I got my first impression of the parish from

the first confession I heard here. I thought I

had been assigned to a terrible place.

The very first person who entered my confessional

told me he had stolen a television set and, when

stopped by the police, had almost murdered the

officer. He had stolen money from his parents,

embezzled from his place of business, had an affair

with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave

VD to his sister.

I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew

that my people were not all like that and I had,

indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving

people.".

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician

arrived full of apologies at being late.He immediately

began to make the presentation and give his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest

arrived," said the politician.

"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
 
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