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dog food

Doc

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There once was a lady who would purchase three cases of dog food every
week at the grocery store. The same cashier would ring up her purchases
every week. The cashier finally couldn't stand it any more, so he asked
the lady the reason for buying so much dog food. The lady said,"Well,
since food is so expensive, I just figured that the dog food would be
just as good and a lot cheaper. I just make meatloaves, meat balls, and
whatever for my husband and myself." The cashier was stunned. He asked
her if her husband realized what he was eating and she said that her
husband didn't have a clue as to what she used to make dinner. Well,
several weeks went by and the lady had not been in the store for a long
time when she went through the cashier's line. He noticed that she
didn't buy any dog food this time. Curiosity got the best of him, so he
asked her why the change in purchases. She said, "My poor husband died
a couple of months ago, so I didn't need to buy anymore dog food." The
cashier offered his condolences and asked, "Do you mind me asking what
he died from?" She said, "Heavens no! He was sitting on the couch
licking his balls and fell off and broke his neck."
 
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