A country doctor wanted to go hunting but couldn't afford to close down his clinic for a day, so he asked his assistant to cover for him. When the doctor returned, he asked Jim how it went. Jim said, "Well, Doc, I only had three patients. The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol." "Excellent, that's exactly right. How about the second?" "The second one had a stomach ache so I gave him Maalox." "Bravo. Good job. What about the third patient?" "Well, doc, this woman came in, stripped down naked, laid down on the table, spread her legs, and shouted, 'Help! I haven't seen a man in five years!'" "Good god, Jim! What did you do?" asked the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes!"
