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Doctor asked me about what I did yesterday

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When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about
my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake,

escaped from a batch of wild animals in the heavy brush,

marched up and down some very steep hills,

stood in a patch of poison ivy,

crawled out of quicksand,

and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"

Inspired by my story, the doctor said,

"You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer"!!!!!!!
 
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