Do you want to play a game? Buy 3 items game:

[Doc]

You're shopping on Amazon & buy 3 items.
The goal is to make the packer as uncomfortable as possible.
What do you buy?

 

[Doc]

I"ll go first ....

A chainsaw , jumbo garbage bags and a few cinder blocks.

 

[nixon]

A copy of silence of the lambs ,a meat grinder ,and 3 cases of canning jars .

 

[nixon]

BIMP !

 

[Bamby]

I"ll go first ....

A chainsaw , jumbo garbage bags and a few cinder blocks.

I read it as embarrassing uncomfortable in the OP. I see where the items you suggest would be difficult uncomfortable to pack in your post.

As to where a male masturbators, or a dildo, or a vibrator could be embarrassing to pack.

 

[Doc]

So ... how about a big black dildo, Astro-glide lube and a butt plug

 

[nixon]

Picture of Rosie O’donell , 2 tubes of astro glide ,and a blow up doll .

 

[pirate_girl]

An antique Leavenworth prison iron ball and chain.
A copy of Dreams From My Father.
A fake birth certificate OR Nobel Prize, whichever is available...

 

[pirate_girl]

BIMP !

Indeed.
I was going to suggest a dead parrot.
A copy of Monty Python And The Holy Grail
And a chainsaw but figured I'd scare ya John.

 

[nixon]

I"ll go first ....

A chainsaw , jumbo garbage bags and a few cinder blocks.

Indeed.
I was going to suggest a dead parrot.
A copy of Monty Python And The Holy Grail
And a chainsaw but figured I'd scare ya John.

No need to be formal ...... Some call me ........................................ Tim .

And yes , Parrots scare the hell outta me . You can never figure out what the creepy things are talking about .

 

[nixon]

Hey Doc ,
If a winner is declared , do they actually have to do any of the stuff the a writing down ?
If yes , I want to change my answers .

 

[Danang Sailor]

A bowling ball, six feet of logging chain, and a tube of thermite paste.

 

[Bamby]

Trolling Motor Battery


1 dozen Arrows


1 Rifle Scope