Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on
their first night. This was to be the first time they had made
love and it was while her new husband was getting undressed
that she noticed a few things about him. As her husband took
off his trousers, the wife noticed that his knees were all
mangled and scared.
She asked him what happened and the husband explained, "As a
child I had kneasels."
"Kneasels?" she asked, "what on earth is that?"
He replied, "Kneaseles are like measeles except they only
affect the knees."
He continued to undress and as he pulled off his socks his
wife looked at his toes and found that they two were all
mangled and scared.
She asked about this and he replied, "Oh as a child I had
tolio."
"Tolio?" she asked, "what on earth is that?"
He explained, "Tolio is like polio except it only affects
the toes."
As he began to remove his boxer shorts she shouted, "Don't
tell me, let me guess--small cox?"
their first night. This was to be the first time they had made
love and it was while her new husband was getting undressed
that she noticed a few things about him. As her husband took
off his trousers, the wife noticed that his knees were all
mangled and scared.
She asked him what happened and the husband explained, "As a
child I had kneasels."
"Kneasels?" she asked, "what on earth is that?"
He replied, "Kneaseles are like measeles except they only
affect the knees."
He continued to undress and as he pulled off his socks his
wife looked at his toes and found that they two were all
mangled and scared.
She asked about this and he replied, "Oh as a child I had
tolio."
"Tolio?" she asked, "what on earth is that?"
He explained, "Tolio is like polio except it only affects
the toes."
As he began to remove his boxer shorts she shouted, "Don't
tell me, let me guess--small cox?"