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dirtybernie seeking help

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dirtybernie

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Dear Abby

My wife and i have been seperated for 6 months and she has come up pregnant after washing my underware and insists the baby is mine even though i bought the best of bleach (chlorox) she wants child support and i,m not sure whats a fair ammount.

thanks for any help

Bernie
 
Dear Bernie,
That'll teach you. Quit wearing underwear dude!!
 
Dear Bernie.. if your Avatar is a picture of your wife.. then yes.. the child isn't yours.. if it's of your new girlfriend.. you have no reason to complain or ask for advice.. lucky bastard.
 
Dear Dirty,

If your wife is still washing your underwear, you should reconsider the separation....there's still a lotta dedication there...If you don't want any more children, buy her a washer.
 
dirtybernie said:
Dear Abby

My wife and i have been seperated for 6 months and she has come up pregnant after washing my underware and insists the baby is mine even though i bought the best of bleach (chlorox) she wants child support and i,m not sure whats a fair ammount.

thanks for any help

Bernie
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Dear Bernie,

My sister Ann is a little sluttier than I am so I turned your letter over to her.
Below is Ann's reply.

Sincerely,

Abby

Ann said:
Abby,
Thanks for forwarding me such an interesting situation. You did not say how you responded, so let me ask you some questions. If you can provide some further explaination, please forward it.
  1. Why does he have sperm in his undershorts? Has he been playing pocket pool?
  2. What the heck is she doing rubbing his dirty old gross shorts on herself?
Until I hear from you, your puzzled sister,
Ann
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I was going to ask why his shorts were stained. But that is too personal. So Bernie, In the future clean up after you play with it or whatever happened and these accidents will not happen. Obviosely, the wife was smooshing your shorts too close to her ------. Honestly I think she's lying and got knocked up by ????? unless you have been sneaking in late at night.:yankchain: :yankchain: :yankchain:
 
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