Dinner speaker

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when
he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he
had forgotten his false teeth.

Turning to the man next to him, he said, "I forgot my teeth."

The man said, "No problem."

With that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false
teeth. "Try these," he said.

Absolutely flabergasted that anyone would have extra teeth with them,
the speaker tried them.

"Too loose," he said.

The man then said, "Hang on. I have another pair... try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair
of false teeth...and sure enough, pulled out yet, another pair!

"Here try theses on."

The speaker said, "Oh, wow! They fit perfectly."

With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner
meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped
him.

"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've
been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "Oh....no, no. no.....I'm not a dentist.

I'm the undertaker."