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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put
his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he
picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going
to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?" The husband said, with a horrible
gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!"
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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put
his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he
picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going
to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?" The husband said, with a horrible
gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!"
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