DiGiorno's Pizza And Cookies Combo Is Watershed Moment In American Obesity

[pirate_girl]

DiGiorno is rolling out a new combo box that includes both frozen pizza and a batch of Toll House chocolate chip cookie dough. While you heat up your pizza, why not also make a side of cookies? The only thing this is missing is a side of lard dipping sauce. Yes, you would dip both products in it.

The company is also launching a Three Meat Pizza and Boneless Wyngz box, which somehow seems less offensive. Though, it should be noted that those are "Wyngz" with an asterisk as they are technically defined on the box as "white meat chicken fritters."

How did the cookies get in the box in the first place? Nestle owns DiGiorno and bought Toll House from Kraft recently. Your coronary embolism is their corporate synergy.


http://consumerist.com/2011/01/digiornos-pizza-and-cookies-combo.html

 

[muleman]

Hey why not! Then you can get totally sick when you eat.

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

It's more energy efficient to cook as much stuff at once in the stove.

 

[thcri]

It's more energy efficient to cook as much stuff at once in the stove.

Chocolate Chip Cookies are much better uncooked/refrigerated. Leave my cookies alone

 

[Av8r3400]

lard dipping sauce

GODDAM, PG! You're really on to something, now!! Maybe flavored with bacon grease...

 

[jpr62902]

It's more energy efficient to cook as much stuff at once in the stove.

That was the first thing that occurred to me, too.

 

[pirate_girl]

GODDAM, PG! You're really on to something, now!! Maybe flavored with bacon grease...

 

[pirate_girl]

It's more energy efficient to cook as much stuff at once in the stove.

That was the first thing that occurred to me, too.

MEN!

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

If they could just add a tub of ice cream and a six pack of beer it would be perfect!

 

[pirate_girl]

If they could just add a tub of ice cream and a six pack of beer it would be perfect!

Peanut Buttah, I do believe you must have a cast iron stomach.

 

[XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq]

Peanut Buttah, I do believe you must have a cast iron stomach.

In my mind I do. I certainly did in my teens and 20's. These days there would be consequences for the indulgences but I'd still go there!

 

[lilnixon]

Quote:
Originally Posted by PBinWA
It's more energy efficient to cook as much stuff at once in the stove.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jpr62902
That was the first thing that occurred to me, too.

MEN!

I thought the same thing and I am not a man..