tsaw
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I got this a while back in an email 
Different types of poops:
The Perfect Poop: Comes out solid - so slick and clean and easy - and doesn't even spash
cold water up your hiney. You wipe, but no traces of poop are on the toilet paper.
Gooey Poop: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean.
You wonder if you will plug the toilet with all that toilet paper.
This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
Second Thought Poop: You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.
Right Now Poop : You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
Commode Choker Poop: This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks.
This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.
Wet Cheeks Poop: This poop hits the water and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.
False Poop: You sit there and fart a few times, but no poop!
Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it?
This poop usually happens at someone else's house.
Beer Drunk Poop: This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD.
Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom.
The Slow to Fall Poop: The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.
The Party Pooper: The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
Dirty Bowl Poop: The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion,
and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
Different types of poops:
The Perfect Poop: Comes out solid - so slick and clean and easy - and doesn't even spash
cold water up your hiney. You wipe, but no traces of poop are on the toilet paper.
Gooey Poop: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean.
You wonder if you will plug the toilet with all that toilet paper.
This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
Second Thought Poop: You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize it...you've got some more.
Right Now Poop : You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
Commode Choker Poop: This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks.
This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.
Wet Cheeks Poop: This poop hits the water and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.
False Poop: You sit there and fart a few times, but no poop!
Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it?
This poop usually happens at someone else's house.
Beer Drunk Poop: This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD.
Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom.
The Slow to Fall Poop: The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.
The Party Pooper: The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
Dirty Bowl Poop: The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion,
and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
