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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic...............................No tits

Average looking...................Ugly

Beautiful............................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure..............On medication

Feminist............................Fat

Free spirit...........................Junkie

Friendship first..................Former slut

Fun...................................Annoying

New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned...................No BJs

Open-minded......................Desperate

Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate........................Sloppy drunk

Professional......................Bitch

Voluptuous.......................Very Fat

Large frame......................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?



MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
 
I don't know Kubota King, the new Carhartt jeans I bought seem to make my thighs look too big and my ass too small. Besides that, the new cut is, er...well, let's say that they are short on dance floor (think of a ballroom) What brand do you buy? ;)
 
Dargo said:
...the new Carhartt jeans I bought seem to make my thighs look too big and my ass too small. What brand do you buy? ;)
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This whole line sounds....kind of....uhmm....gay:eek: :gay:



We can fix that,:whistle: have a couple of more beers:1062: :1062: and lets head off to the shootin range to be re-rednecked!:14_6_12: :gun2:
 
humor_me said:
This whole line sounds....kind of....uhmm....gay:eek: :gay:



We can fix that,:whistle: have a couple of more beers:1062: :1062: and lets head off to the shootin range to be re-rednecked!:14_6_12: :gun2:
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I have a better idea. Why don't the two of you head off to that place, oh, what is it called? Something like Broke Butt Mountain...........ah, something like that. :reacharou :D
Bonehead
 
BoneheadNW said:
I have a better idea. Why don't the two of you head off to that place, oh, what is it called? Something like Broke Butt Mountain...........ah, something like that. :reacharou :D
Bonehead
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Oh give me a home, where the rump rangers roam. Where the deer and antelope are gay. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the guys wreck rectums all day... :thumb:
 
Somehow this thread is just heading down hill.:toilet:


You guys are getting a little too light in the loafers...if you know what I mean.

Dargo, What's that you say? You n Bonehead just saw Deliverance and thought it was a great porn film?:puke1:
OMG, don't drop the soap around these two...:moon:



:yum: :yum: :yum:
 
You guys have to remember that Dargo went to an all male college.

I went to the same school, at the same time, but thankfully I lived on the opposite side of campus from where Dargo lived!
 
humor_me said:
Somehow this thread is just heading down hill.:toilet:


You guys are getting a little too light in the loafers...if you know what I mean.

Dargo, What's that you say? You n Bonehead just saw Deliverance and thought it was a great porn film?:puke1:
OMG, don't drop the soap around these two...:moon:



:yum: :yum: :yum:
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:yum: :yum:
 
Dargo said:
I don't know Kubota King, the new Carhartt jeans I bought seem to make my thighs look too big and my ass too small. Besides that, the new cut is, er...well, let's say that they are short on dance floor (think of a ballroom) What brand do you buy? ;)
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I also buy carhartt & am having the same trouble! OH SOOO anooying! I wish they would just make em fit right already!
 
humor_me said:
Somehow this thread is just heading down hill.:toilet:


You guys are getting a little too light in the loafers...if you know what I mean.

Dargo, What's that you say? You n Bonehead just saw Deliverance and thought it was a great porn film?:puke1:
OMG, don't drop the soap around these two...:moon:



:yum: :yum: :yum:
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Hey, don't make fun of that movie. While watching it brings back bad memories, my shrink says that it is good therapy. I wonder why he has me lay on the couch with my butt in the air? :moon:
Bone
 
Let me guess: the next thing he says is "stare into my eyes while I count backwards from 10...9.....you are getting very sleepy...........8................":D
 
BoneheadNW said:
Hey, don't make fun of that movie. While watching it brings back bad memories, my shrink says that it is good therapy. I wonder why he has me lay on the couch with my butt in the air? :moon:
Bone
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That's OK, as long as he doesn't say "Come on, Bonehead, move with me":pat: :cry: :reacharou :slap: :moon:
 
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