Debra or Jack

[Doc]

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody.

He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like lousy."

 

[Big Dog]

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody.

He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like lousy."

What the h*ll is your office like?.........good one Doc...........

 

[thcri]

She probably slapped him and told him to jack off

 

[Dargo]

Good one! That reminds me of a true story from high school days.

For a short time I worked as a stocker at a local grocery store. It was a pretty easy job and paid minimum wage; $2.35 at the time I think. Whenever the old grouchy guy who owned the grocery store wanted someone, he would page on the intercom their name, and then "office please". For example, when he wanted me, he would page "Brent, office please!". It was annoying, and he was a grouch, but the work was easy.

I told my buddies about the job at school. One of my buddies on the wrestling team named Jack went down and applied for another stocker job that I told him was open. He was hired. All was well for almost a week, then we had a forecast stating there was a winter storm warning.

Around here, people panic when there is a winter storm warning and rush to the grocery store to stock up, fearing they will starve to death or something. So, that day after school we were packed. We didn't have those fancy scanners like they have now at the check out lane, we had to punch in the amount of the product purchased manually. Old Herb, the owner, had me running a cash register to help out but I was terribly slow on the thing. Frustrated at the continued long lines, Herb figured that he had to get Jack to take a check out lane, so he got on the intercom and practically yelled for him.

Yup, he did it. Really loud over the intercom, old Herb screamed "Jack office please"! There was a few seconds of total silence in a grocery store crowded with a hundred people or so. Then some old lady standing close to Herb's 'tower', told him "I know you are a bit busy, but that's out of line and I'm going to shop elsewhere"!. Confused, Herb started to snap right back at the old lady when he realized what it sounded like he said over the intercom.

To make matters worse, old Herb got on the intercom and tried to explain things to the crowded grocery! It didn't go well.

That night when we were punching out at the clock, Jack got fired.


True story.

 

[RoadKing]

Around here, people panic when there is a winter storm warning and rush to the grocery store to stock up, fearing they will starve to death or something.

FYI, In Massachusetts it is a state law. If 3" or more is forecast anyone 50 yrs old or over must go to the nearest store and purchase 1 loaf of bread and 1 quart of milk per family member. At these times the state police change OUI and sealt belt stops to milk checks. This is taken very seriously in this state.

 

[Junkman]

RoadKing....... with just 10 post under your belt, your credibility had gone to -0!!!!!

 

[REDDOGTWO]

I think that they are real incredible.