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dear abby

Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
abby, at a family reunion i farted and belched at the same time. i was slightly drunk and the rest of the table left me, even my mother. i think it was rude for them to leave without saying anything. am i wrong?
-SHAMED IN PA
 
Dear Rusty;
Yes. You should refrain from attending anymore family functions until they come to their sense.................errrrrr............regain consciousness. :doh:
 
well it was actually requested that i not attend the next one. but the next one is my birthday. they prefer that i not include myself in the festivities. what should i do?
 
Dear Rusty,
If it's your birth-day you have to attend. This time however don't be "slightly drunk" be drunk - and don't belch - throw up -
Abby
 
Dear Rusty: were you raised in a barn? You need to apologize to your Mother and try again. Get some beano and stay away from beers like Old Milwaukee or you might shat yourself. How would that make you feel? Throw a pair of spare undies in the glove box too. Thank me later. :smile:
 
Your Family need to lighten up......you graced their Family function and they should have embraced your bodily functions:yum::yum::yum:


Next time blame them for the food that gave you the Gas.:biggrin:
 
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