dear abby: peeing problem

[Rusty Shackleford]

Dear Abby:

The neighbors give me attitude because i wee on the lawn. I havent gotten used to indoor plumbing yet. I live in an apartment complex. What should I do?

-Disoriented And Gotta Let Loose in PA

 

[muleman]

Disoriented, Just let it run down your leg and shake it once in a while.

 

[BigAl]

Dear Abby:

The neighbors give me attitude because i wee on the lawn. I havent gotten used to indoor plumbing yet. I live in an apartment complex. What should I do?

-Disoriented And Gotta Let Loose in PA

Move to a upstairs unit ......

 

[pirate_girl]

Dear Abby:

The neighbors give me attitude because i wee on the lawn. I havent gotten used to indoor plumbing yet. I live in an apartment complex. What should I do?

-Disoriented And Gotta Let Loose in PA

You've got plenty of empty bottles lying around.
Aim, and do it.
Toss in recycle bin. No one will know.

 

[muleman]

He can't aim and hit anything! That is what the neighbors are upset about.

 

[bczoom]

Disoriented,

I suggest you try what I do. If you see a neighbor whilst doing your business, wave to them. On a good day, you'll catch some other guys doing the same business and you'll all pass on a friendly wave. Unlikely you'll catch the women doing the same business but it's still a friendly, courteous thing to do.

PS. The "waving" I'm referring to is a hand jesture!!!!!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Disoriented,

I suggest you try what I do. If you see a neighbor whilst doing your business, wave to them. On a good day, you'll catch some other guys doing the same business and you'll all pass on a friendly wave. Unlikely you'll catch the women doing the same business but it's still a friendly, courteous thing to do.

PS. The "waving" I'm referring to is a hand jesture!!!!!!

thanks for clarifying

 

[Big Dog]

My wife still reminds me of a couple of spots the grass won't grow in front of the porch ............

Doesn't do any good ...............