Junkman
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home early one day, walks into the master bedroom, and sees them. Afraid of getting into trouble, he hides in the bedroom closet. The woman's husband also comes home early, however. She puts her lover quickly into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are In
the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
The boy replies, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that. $1,000 is far more than those two things are worth.
I'm going to take you to church and you are going to confess your greed
to the priest." They go to church, and the father sends the little boy to
the confessional booth and closes the door behind him.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that $&!+ again, you're in my closet now."
Her 9-year-old son comes home early one day, walks into the master bedroom, and sees them. Afraid of getting into trouble, he hides in the bedroom closet. The woman's husband also comes home early, however. She puts her lover quickly into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
Man: "Fine."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are In
the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
The boy replies, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that. $1,000 is far more than those two things are worth.
I'm going to take you to church and you are going to confess your greed
to the priest." They go to church, and the father sends the little boy to
the confessional booth and closes the door behind him.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that $&!+ again, you're in my closet now."