A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
>> > "You know what? ' says the 6 year old.
>> > "I think it's about time we started cussing."
>> > The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>> > The 6 year old continues,
>> > "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
>> > something with hell and you say something with 'ass."
>> > The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>> > When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
>> > what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
>> > "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
>> > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
>> > floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
>> > with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
>> > His mom locks him in his room and shouts,
>> > "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
>> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at
>> > the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
>> > "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>> > "I don't know," he blubbers,
>> > "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios
(hope I got this in the right spot. If not go ahead and move it.)
>> > "You know what? ' says the 6 year old.
>> > "I think it's about time we started cussing."
>> > The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>> > The 6 year old continues,
>> > "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say
>> > something with hell and you say something with 'ass."
>> > The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>> > When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
>> > what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
>> > "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
>> > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
>> > floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
>> > with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
>> > His mom locks him in his room and shouts,
>> > "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
>> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at
>> > the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
>> > "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>> > "I don't know," he blubbers,
>> > "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios
(hope I got this in the right spot. If not go ahead and move it.)