Ex-wife and ex-husband are in court argueing for custody of the lone child.
Judge ask the wife to justify her position in the matter and she goes on and on about motherly love, nursing, yadayadayada. Pretty convincing.
Judge then turns to the husband and asks him the same question. The man hesitates for a while, and then says "Your honor, when I put my dollar into into a coke machine, and can of coke pops out, is it my coke or the machine's coke?"
Judge ask the wife to justify her position in the matter and she goes on and on about motherly love, nursing, yadayadayada. Pretty convincing.
Judge then turns to the husband and asks him the same question. The man hesitates for a while, and then says "Your honor, when I put my dollar into into a coke machine, and can of coke pops out, is it my coke or the machine's coke?"