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Leni

Leni

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Two blonde prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes -- $50.00​
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
Jesus Saves​
One of the blondes asks the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the same two blonde ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00​



 
Leni said:
No we are not. I have a picture of me at 2 years old with white blonde hair and Shirly Temple curles. Sadly the older I got the darker the hair got.
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Sounds like you could have been or were a poster child! :smile:

We should be more accurate and profile just DEMOCRAT blonde :biggrin:....and red head and brown hair, etc. And yes, that includes MALE Democrats! :biggrin:
 
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