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Ethel was a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed down the long halls.
Because the poor woman was a little crazy all the other residents tolerated her and even joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up a hallway when Clarence opened the door and said "stop!" "do you have a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her purse and handed him a kit kat wrapper. "ok" he said and Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner on one wheel Harold popped out in front of her. "proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her purse pulled out a drink coaster and showed it to him. Harold nodded and said "on your way miss"
As Ethel neared the final hall, Craig stepped out in front of her butt naked holding his Penis in hand. "Oh, good grief," Ethel yelled, "not that damn Breathalyzer test again!
Because the poor woman was a little crazy all the other residents tolerated her and even joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up a hallway when Clarence opened the door and said "stop!" "do you have a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her purse and handed him a kit kat wrapper. "ok" he said and Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner on one wheel Harold popped out in front of her. "proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her purse pulled out a drink coaster and showed it to him. Harold nodded and said "on your way miss"
As Ethel neared the final hall, Craig stepped out in front of her butt naked holding his Penis in hand. "Oh, good grief," Ethel yelled, "not that damn Breathalyzer test again!
