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Cowboys and Muslims?

Viking

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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights...

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One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana StateUniversity[FONT=Comic Sans
MS] from the Middle East .[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans
MS]Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.[/FONT]


The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
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Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.'

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The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

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The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .

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'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
But I do believe it's a-comin'.':yum::clap:
 
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