COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE

[Pigtails]

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to

me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over...

........women like that are hard to find."

 

[mbsieg]

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doc]

He's sure got a point!!!!!

 

[urednecku]

 

[EastTexFrank]

I might trade my one in for that .... nah, just joking ... I think.

 

[mtntopper]

So PT, why am I not so lucky like Bubba?

 

[Pigtails]

MT,

Cuz you wouldn't have anyone to argue with then.. And no one to drink beer with either.

 

[rback33]

Not gonna say anymore about that???


Not even way down here?

 

[urednecku]

Not gonna say anymore about that???


Not even way down here?

That's ugly on ma face, not stupid!!

I never know when or where the other hal........ah....."better half" might show up!