Corpus Christi Police Department Cares

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[FONT=&quot]Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was[/FONT][FONT=&quot] wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]He also had a cucumber up his ass. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary[/FONT][FONT=&quot] embarrassment. [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.[/FONT]