Confucius Says.....

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Confucius Says:


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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry..

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there..

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

 

[Kane]

Buddha, on Obama: .A dog that is a good barker is not necessarily a good dog.

 

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Buddha, on Obama: .A dog that is a good barker is not necessarily a good dog.

 

[pirate_girl]

 

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That was more of a reality cookie...

 

[Danang Sailor]

Confucius say:

Pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Woman who look for lesbian lover in church will find nun.

Man who drop hand grenade while milking cow left holding bag.