"Confucius Say"...........

[waybomb]

Confucius say:

"He who walk through sideways is going to Bangkok."

"Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk."

"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

love confucious

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

he also says wife who makes man sleep in dog house soon fonds him in cat house.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

 

[benspawpaw]

MAN WHO FLY UPSIDEDOWN HAVE CRACKUP

 

[Danang Sailor]

Gabby Hayes Confucius say, "Woman who slide down banister have splinter by crackie!"

 

[pirate_girl]

Gabby Hayes Confucius say, "Woman who slide down banister have splinter by crackie!"

lolllllllll

 

[pirate_girl]

Confucius Say:
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

 

[Danang Sailor]

Confucius Say:
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Thanks, friend! You're one of the few who realizes that, deep down, I really am a psycho-ceramic*!
























*Psycho-ceramic = Crack-pot

 

[loboloco]

Thanks, friend! You're one of the few who realizes that, deep down, I really am a psycho-ceramic*!



*Psycho-ceramic = Crack-pot

And we just thought you were a few bricks shy a load

Confucius say: Man who chew knives speak with forked tongue.

 

[Danang Sailor]

Confucius say: Man who chew knives speak with forked tongue.

Confucius say, "Virginity much like bubble -- one prick, both gone."

 

[Trakternut]

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

 

[pirate_girl]

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky.

Confucius say:You're cocky whether or not you have a hand in your pocket...

 

[loboloco]

Confucius say: Man who good at catching fish is master baiter.

 

[bczoom]

Confucius Say
"Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds. ".
"Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ."

You're cocky whether or not you have a hand in your pocket...

Ummm, that has to be translated into a "Confucius Say" to be valid in this thread.

 

[Doc]

Confucius Say:
Basketball player with diarrhea dribble on floor

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

that aint right, Doc but reps anyway

 

[pirate_girl]

Confucius say: He who pull out fast, leave rubber behind.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[Trakternut]

Confucius say:You're cocky whether or not you have a hand in your pocket...

Confucius say, TNutz can do dat!

Confucius Say
"Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds. ".
Confucius knows women, doesn't he?


Ummm, that has to be translated into a "Confucius Say" to be valid in this thread.

See, like I did.

 

[bczoom]

Confucius Say
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Confucius Say
Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

 

[jpr62902]

Confucius say, "Y'all are nuckin' futz. I ain't never said any dat shit."

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

HA!

 

[Danang Sailor]

Confucius say, "Bacteria good - only culture some people have"

 

[loboloco]

Confucius say: Man with ground balls have no legs.

 

[bczoom]

Confucius say, "Y'all are nuckin' futz. I ain't never said any dat shit."

Confucius Say
The wise speak when they have something to say,
The fools speak when they have to say something.

 

[loboloco]

Confucius say: Secretary who can't type, sux.

 

[pirate_girl]

Confucius say, TNutz can do dat!



See, like I did.

Iiiiiii did it before YOU did it. LOL!

 

[Danang Sailor]

Confucius say, "Foolish man give wife upright piano, wise man give wife upright organ"

 

[jpr62902]

Confucius say, " Seriously folks. Stop quoting so many T-shirts\bumperstickers\novelty panties and posting that I said it. It's REALLY bad for my reputation."

But if you want to get stoned, drink wet cement.

~Confucius