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Compliments

cowgirl

cowgirl

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A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
 
cowgirl said:
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
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and if the roles had been reversed, it would be grounds for a funeral...
 
cowgirl said:
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
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Obviously you got your keyboard working or you would not have been able to change the man statements to the wife statements. :rolf2: I have seen this joke a couple of times where the woman was standing at the mirror. :rolf2: But it was funny :thumb:
 
Obviously you got your keyboard working or you would not have been able to change the man statements to the wife statements. :rolf2: I have seen this joke a couple of times where the woman was standing at the mirror.
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The man version is soooooooooo much better, however, I did not change the version. I have not seen the women's version, but I'm sure this joke orginated with the male version. LOL
 
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