Common Sense!

[Lenny]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

 

[Danang Sailor]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

But, they are damned fine pens!!

Space Pens

 

[Lenny]

Actually I have one but never used it. The pen was presented to me by Congressman Louie Gohmert. Louie was being heckled here in Iowa and I put a stop to it, so he gave me one with his name on it. I treasure it!

 

[squerly]

Actually I have one but never used it. The pen was presented to me by Congressman Louie Gohmert. Louie was being heckled here in Iowa and I put a stop to it, so he gave me one with his name on it. I treasure it!

Well how cool is that!

 

[Lenny]

Well how cool is that!

Louie came to Iowa when the libs were forcing homosexual marriage on us. He was part of a tour bus that went across Iowa. I backed off some heckles and then I followed the bus to it's next stop and did the same thing. Louie was appreciative and gave me the black and gold colored pen. Check it out:

 

[Lenny]

Me and Congressman Gohmert (I'm the one going bald)