Colonoscopy

[lilnixon]

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed That there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,A rubber glove And a beer .

When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door, flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .
Darn it Evelyn !!!


I said a BUTT LIGHT

 

[jpr62902]

A few weeks ago, my brother was having both a colonoscopy and an endoscopy done on the same day. I asked him if they tried to get the cameras to meet some where in the middle.

His response: "No, they just stick it in one end, take it out, rinse it off, then stick it in the other."

It would seem the endoscopy\colonoscopy sequence would be critical in this event.

 

[NorthernRedneck]

A few weeks ago, my brother was having both a colonoscopy and an endoscopy done on the same day. I asked him if they tried to get the cameras to meet some where in the middle.

His response: "No, they just stick it in one end, take it out, rinse it off, then stick it in the other."

It would seem the endoscopycolonoscopy sequence would be critical in this event.

Funny, but I had my dad freaqued out about this very thing. I had him convinced that they shove that tube through your mouth, down the throat, and scrape around down in the colon area getting it covered in.....well, you know......before hauling it back out the mouth.

After he had it done, the first thing I told him was......"Geez, you're breath smells like $h-t!!!"