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Collard Greens

Junkman

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An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for
him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
his son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebug Jankins the III,

I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jankins,

Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden That's where I
buried the BODIES.

Love Junbugg Jankins III


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


That same ! day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jankins,

You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Junebugg III
 
Slight variation [we already know the layout, so slightly abridged]:

Old redneck calls the FBI and says the neighbor has been growing weed and stashing it in logs by his woodshed.

Next afternoon he goes over asks the neighbor if the FBI came by.
Yep
Did they split all your wood?
Yep
Happy Birthday Buddy!
 
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