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It doesn't matter what party you are, this is funny.

Monologue taken from a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.


"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one, yet."

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes
 
After this and the school so-called "jokes", I tried to put bczoom on my ignore list. I'm told he is a moderator and I'm not allowed to ignore him. Wazzup with that? I should be able to ignore any dang person I want!
 
OkeeDon said:
After this and the school so-called "jokes"
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Don,
They're in the JOKES section. Don't take them so seriously. Had I wanted it to be a debate, I would have put it elsewhere in the forum.
Do you take offense on all monologue's given on TV shows? They stab everyone but it's all in fun.

OkeeDon said:
After this and the school so-called "jokes", I tried to put bczoom on my ignore list. I'm told he is a moderator and I'm not allowed to ignore him. Wazzup with that? I should be able to ignore any dang person I want!
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OK, I'll drop my level to Member so you can ignore me. Doc - would you make it so?
 
OkeeDon said:
After this and the school so-called "jokes", I tried to put bczoom on my ignore list. I'm told he is a moderator and I'm not allowed to ignore him. Wazzup with that? I should be able to ignore any dang person I want!
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Like some of us who only open okeedon's posts by accident. I never really thought of this...Is there a way to block them?
 
Thanks for passing on that Monologue BCZOOM. Jay Leno used to do some pretty good material on Clinton also. Lots of good material - hard to avoid using it.

I still like to listen to Clinton speak on a regular basis. Heck I think I listen to him at least a couple of times per week. It's easy to do now that he calls into the Bob & Tom show all the time!
 
Junkman said:
The joke or BCZOOM being dropped back to member from being a Moderator son Don can ignore him??????? :weneedpic :whistle:
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Actually, I was referring to the joke, but the pandering to Don is also amusing. :thumb:
 
OkeeDon said:
After this and the school so-called "jokes", I tried to put bczoom on my ignore list. I'm told he is a moderator and I'm not allowed to ignore him. Wazzup with that? I should be able to ignore any dang person I want!
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I don't know what the school joke was, I didn't see it. As for the Clinton joke, it seems to be typical fodder for something like Leno or Letterman. Generally on either of those shows you would get a follow up joke about Bush. Maybe Don is having a little funny of his own by making Brian squirm?
 
DaveNay said:
I think it was Chris Rock.
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If that is the case, then I know it would have been followed by about 200 Bush jokes. Mr. Rock makes no bones where he stands politically. Some of the things Clinton did just makes it too hard to not use him in some of the joke material.
 
Dargo said:
I don't know what the school joke was, I didn't see it.
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It's in the jokes section and talks about religion in schools.

Dargo said:
Maybe Don is having a little funny of his own by making Brian squirm?
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:confused: How/why would I squirm?
 
bczoom said:
Don,
They're in the JOKES section. Don't take them so seriously. Had I wanted it to be a debate, I would have put it elsewhere in the forum.
Do you take offense on all monologue's given on TV shows? They stab everyone but it's all in fun.


OK, I'll drop my level to Member so you can ignore me. Doc - would you make it so?
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Thanks to some kind member of this list, I was directed to a way to stop receiving messages from okeedon. Life is good!
 
OK, here i go, on don's ignore list.............

You mean that was a joke, I thought someone was telling the truth about ole "I never had sex" Clinton.
 
I gotta say its all in fun. Hope no one gets offended but what the hell.
Billy Clinton has so much to pick on. Its just too easy. I feel like a bad boy. :rock:
 

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I posted another just before but deleted it as I thought it might be too vulgar to some. It was funny however.
Heres a more acceptable one. At least to me.
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Okay one or two more but nothing too vulgar. I don't want anyones pantyhose getting bunched up in the anal area. Its all in fun. I think.
 

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Ole slick willy would be proud of that last one. :)
 
Even though I don't agree with his politics, you gotta admit Slick is pretty cool! From Arkansas trailer trash with a red-neck divorced mom to POTUS, what a success story. One cannot argue with success.:boobies: :5boobs: :thumb: :beer:
 
I'm trying to figure out why he got so excited - was it Hillary:puke1: ? or was it Walter Cronkite?:puke1: :puke1:


Maybe it was some french fries he just had.:yum: :yum:






ME TOO, I want to be ignored:tiphat: Count me in DOC!!

:D
 
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