This is one of the first" Dirty" Jokes I ever heard. A Canadian girl
named Cindy told it to me .. I wonder...
Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy.
Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her
apartment to fool around.
She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick
a finger in me."
Bob obliges. Then Cindy says, "Stick in the other three."
Once again, Bob obliges. Then Cindy says, "Just go ahead and
shove your whole hand in there."
So Bob eases his hand into Cindy, who then says, "Now shove
in your other hand."
Bob does so, and Cindy says, "Now CLAP!"
Bob tries, but nothing doing. "I can't!" he says.
Cindy looks at him with a smile and says, "Pretty tight, eh?"