Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
There's a Christmas message in the following, I think.
Rudolph, a dedicated Russian Communist, was the most famous weatherman in Russia . That was because he always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian weather conditions.
Rudolph was called to a rocket base by the government because they were about to launch a large satellite. He looked at the sky and urged the scientists and engineers to postpone the launch because, he asserted, a hard rain would soon fall.
Rudolph's wife, who happened to be the chief scientist at the launch site, urged Rudolph to change his mind and give his go-ahead to the launch. She argued that Rudolph's prediction of rain was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. There wasn't a cloud anywhere within ten miles of the base. As a matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that the area had ever had, and it was quite obvious to everyone that it simply wasn't going to rain.
Their colossal disagreement soon escalated into a furious argument that Rudolph closed by shouting:
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Rudolph, a dedicated Russian Communist, was the most famous weatherman in Russia . That was because he always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian weather conditions.
Rudolph was called to a rocket base by the government because they were about to launch a large satellite. He looked at the sky and urged the scientists and engineers to postpone the launch because, he asserted, a hard rain would soon fall.
Rudolph's wife, who happened to be the chief scientist at the launch site, urged Rudolph to change his mind and give his go-ahead to the launch. She argued that Rudolph's prediction of rain was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. There wasn't a cloud anywhere within ten miles of the base. As a matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that the area had ever had, and it was quite obvious to everyone that it simply wasn't going to rain.
Their colossal disagreement soon escalated into a furious argument that Rudolph closed by shouting:
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
