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Chinese Sick Leave

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Do Not Read This Joke Under The Influence Of A Hot Toddy, Like I Did Earlier!!


Yeah, I know it's an old one and probably posted here before.. anyway....










Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really

sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'



The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That

makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.'





'I be at work soon....... You got nice house.'
:yum:


 
one of the benefits of communism, I guess - but everyone above me on the food chain at work is female and there's NO WAY I'm going to "borrow" their spouse for an hour when I'm trying to get out of work...
 
Erik said:
one of the benefits of communism, I guess - but everyone above me on the food chain at work is female and there's NO WAY I'm going to "borrow" their spouse for an hour when I'm trying to get out of work...
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So you "work" "under" females for a job. Hmmm...what exactly do you do again?
 
Which reminds me of a fellow of not-too-high-of-an-IQ who came home to his wife and told her that they could no longer have relations with her on top. She asked why, to which he replied; "Well, the boss said if I f*cked up ONE MORE TIME, I'd be fired!
 
Trakternut said:
Which reminds me of a fellow of not-too-high-of-an-IQ who came home to his wife and told her that they could no longer have relations with her on top. She asked why, to which he replied; "Well, the boss said if I f*cked up ONE MORE TIME, I'd be fired!
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I guess this means I gotta climb down? :unsure:
 
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