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Chinese Baby Joke

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A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new child and says "I think we will name him "Sum Ting Wong."
 
Good one WW. :yum:
Welcome to Forums Forums. :thumb: :D
 
Nice when a new member comes aboard and posts a great joke!
Welcome.

I;m sure you have a few more?:clap:
 
now you make me feel guilty. I am sure you all know this one.
why did the snowman pull his pants down?
he heard the snowblower comming
 
A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.

The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"

She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"
 
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